Last updated January 2006. A veritable treasure trove of humor and wierdness beginning in the early 90s. The art in the beginning is really rough, but some of the subject matter is still funny and relevant to me.
The Whitebreads Comics
2004
Page 1- Primary concerns, corporate whiners, haiti, schizorepublicans, rabid democrats, $500 billion deficit.
Page 2- Megastore, The campaign, Hotline for affluent Americans, consumer rights, fahrenheit 9/11.
Page 3- Atkins wraps, FU and your H2, gas-guzzling behemoth, burning in hell.
Page 4- Rabid Democrat hoodlums, a comic for a local political campaign.
Page 5- More election crap, Fallujah, Democratic strategy.
Page 6- Ribbon decal, a parable, support our contractors.
Page 7- Esco Pitts, Thcorn 1-GMO hallucinogenic corn.
Page 8- Thcorn 2.
Page 9- Whitebread drives his Hummer to Iraq.
2003
Page 1- "Hearts and Minds" series continued-Yanni is kidnapped, a billboard campaign
Page 2- End of Hearts and Minds, high alert, terror experts, duct tape
Page 3- Celebrity protesters, dropout troops, daily propaganda, mass murder good
Page 4- A lesson in American morality, Stoner Nick, laptop guilt
2002
Page 1-The axis of evil, starving Afghans, Camp X-ray, the new Speed Bump, schnauzers in bulk.
Page 2- Corporate bonus, Botox treatments, cellphones are cool, the drug culture, the patriotism fad, Quickchurch.
Page 3- Whitebread swallows his cellphone, the laptop warrior, road rage, dog and cat.
Page 3.5-Mowing the lawn and the situation in Venezuela, lawn terrorism, post-post 9/11.
Page 4-Pranking the White House, Rogue Nation USA, war is easy, the yespress, technotopia, guerrilla gardening.
Page 5-Dirty dishes on the free market, flag sticker, shit-on-a-stick, Phlegm Chem scandal.
Page 6-Bushdoll, the real threats to the American population, laptop warrior-friendly fire.
Page 7- Walker Lindh, polls, West Nile, responsible consumer, laptop war contractor.
Page 8- Pregnancy tests, sequel war, SUV rollovers, anti-war protesters
Page 9- Our Qatari friends, strikes in Venezuela, The "Hearts and Minds" series beginning
Page 10- The "Hearts and Minds" Series on the US campaign to capture the hearts and mindso fo the Iraqi people continues
2001
Page1- Infinite justice, surveillance cameras, DNA sample, Bush babble, cellphone peace
Page 2- The Amerrican mind, humanitarian food drop, bombing the red cross, insurance compensation, leeches, post-attack family size prozac
Page 3- Peace on earth, Geraldo, Whitebread terrorist suspect, Who want's to be a victim of terrorism? game show.
mid 90s
Page 1- Containers and stuff, Fujimori's business tips, Islamic terrorist paranoia, suburban gossip, Mortal Kombat and the Pope, burning generals, watching TV.
Page 2- Cell phone driving, jaywalker, media saturation, playmates unlimited, sqeeze-n-slur, chip clips, commodification of everything, lard, local news, life in Russia.
Free Market (Early 90s)
Page 1- The Whitebreads in the Third World, the white riots
Page 2- Radioactive waste drink boxes, Sarajevo rubble, new drive thru technology, CSPAN, disposeable strap-on toilet, the good little capitalist school.
Page 3- Oust Saddam, jet ski implants, fast food uzis, tanning salon
Page 4- Swedish sorority, made in America, leaf pick up, Hope AK, Reagan and Quayle, FBI, earthquake victim, Leo Buscalia
Very early Whitebreads Comics (circa 1940s)
Very very early Whitebreads Comics (1890s)